Hopeless and Stuck in the Clouds
    WiFi: Connected.
    Me: Then fucking act like it.


*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

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"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

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Anonymous: How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her? 


ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!